But then they sent me away

To teach me how to be sensible,

Logical, oh responsible, practical

And they showed me a world

Where I could be so dependable

Clinical, oh intellectual, cynical.

There are times when all the world's asleep

The questions run too deep

For such a simple man

Won't you please,

Please tell me what we've learned

I know it sounds absurd

But please tell me who I am